Funny stuff that happened to me...

Due to I've got nada to blog about... I simply blog some funny stuff that happened to me...

Funny stuff 1
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Just last week, we, me + my boyboy, my sis + her boyboy, my bro + his girl girl, is planning to have dinner together.. So we asked each other what we planned to eat. I told them I can eat anything (as long as it's food of course) and let them decide and I walked upstairs to read my ebook...

The rest was downstairs and after about 20minutes, my sis came up to me...

Sis: Eh Mei ar... what to eat lar?!?! Your bro kept asking me the same thing over and over again!!!
Me: I chinchai 1 lar... ask them to decide lah...
Sis: Haiyah they till now also dunno wat to eat. Your bro kept asking me what to eat every 5minutes!!!!!
Me: Hahahahahhaa!! Good lar... Ask him suggest lo...
Sis: He dunno wat to eat that's why he kept asking lar!!!

And then she walked off to change or something... And came my bro...

Bro: Eh Mei ar... what to eat har?? I dunno what to eat leh...
Me: -______- Can you and sis dun ask me the same question ar? I said I chinchai 1...
Bro: Hmmm... Yeah lar but what to eat lar??
Me: *SIGHHHHHH* OK fine... I suggest eat "tai chao"...
Bro: Har?? Hmmm.... *And so he walked to his bed to pack his bag and do dunno wat*
Sis: *Came back to my room all of a sudden* Eh so how ar? Eat what??
Me: HAIYOOOOOOO... I said "tai chao"...
Bro: Errr... What to eat har??
Me: *I so felt like slapping him adi*
Sis: Oh then I suggest go eat steamboat at Puchong
Me: Chinchai larrrrrrrrr...
Bro: *Facing his PC* Hmmm... what to eat heh?? *Came to us* So how heh??
Me: HAIYAHHHH!!! Me and sis suggest adi!!! Ur turn to suggest lah!!!!!!
Bro: Oh... then ar... errr... hmmm... What to eat har?? ERr... Pizza Hut??
Me: *Almost slap 9 my bro* OK you go ask Ed and Alex lah!!

From the conversation above, imagine my blood almost come out from my nose and my mouth... even my EYES!!!!! My bro NEVER change I tell you... ever since young, even if we owe him only 5cents, he'll kept PESTERING YOU and ask you the same question EVERY 5 MINUTES of "When you gonna pay me 5cents? You still owe me 5cents". BLARDY HELL!!!!!!!

Funny stuff 2
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We finally made the decision to go eat Korean food in Old Klang Road. Thank GOD finally there's a decision been made...

So off we went to the Korean Restaurant and ordered and etc... When we were all almost full, the following conversation followed...

Boyboy(BB): Eh Boy, when you can on leave lar?? We plan 1 trip we all 3 couples go lar...
Bro: Errr... dunno leh, you just tell me when and where, then I'll see I'm able to take leave on that date or not lo..
Me: OK good... then where we plan to go this time har?? Langkawi ar??
Bro: Go Redang lar!!! Damn shiok 1!!! *He's all giddy up*
Sis: OOOOO!!! Can also!!! Go those beach area lar!! Can relax!!
BB: No langkawi pls... No more...
Sis & Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: -________- *I sure know what they laughing about 1*
Sis: Kkaakkakakaa... Just dun ask her to take map larrrr...
Bro: Yeah... dun ask her see map pls...
Me: -___________-
Alex: Huh?? Why lar?? What happen??
Sis: You know last time we went, Edward drive and my sis read the map mar... kakakakaka...
Alex: Then?
Sis: Then she hold the map "ter-balik" 1... The "U" is at facing the bottom instead of facing up...
Alex: Huh?? I thought when read map, the "U" must face up 1?!?
Bro: Yeah lar!!! She damn "smart" 1... didnt see where is the "U" 1... Just chinchai point us go nia...
BB: Yeah, we "chehhhh" her a lot of degrees adi 1 that time..
Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! YA YA!!!
BB: You know, the first stop is to go check-in first, then only to Underwater World mar... Mana tau hor, she damn geng, make us go 1 HUGEEEEE round but we ends up reach Underwater World first instead of the hotel...
Bro: YA YA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You know hor, the hotel for example is go straight oni and about 3km can reach, she bring us go dunno how many XX km but reach Underwater World first which is super far 1!!!!!
Me: OEIIIIII!!! How I know... I thought correct marrrr....
BB: Correct your head lar!!! Always bring us go wrong place... Not 1 time u know?!?! MULTIPLE times!!!
Me: *speechless*
Alex: AHAHAHAHAHAH!! I dunno how to help you to cover up... hahahahaha!!
Me: Sighhh... yes yes... my fault lar!!!!!!!
BB: You know, sometimes I also dun understand 1... Programmers normally Maths veli geng 1 mar... She's not lo... her Maths sucks like shit... but programming "mou dak ding" 1... Number 1 geh...
Me: HOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
BB: But me hor, Maths damn geng 1... but dun even know how to write even "Hello World" using programming... you say lar... weird or not??
Me, Alex, Bro, Bro GF, Sis: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!! *Almost roll on floor laughing liao*
BB: Seriously, I really dont understand lo...
Alex: Eh I ask u ar, seriously normally programmer's Maths very geng 1 wor...
Me: Haiyarrrrrrrrrrr... nowadays got CALCULATOR mar.... kakakakakkaaka...
Alex: *Scratch head*

Yes... they like to tease me geh... damn 9 bad loh!!! Especially my boyboy!! Always bully me geh!!!!!!

Funny stuff 3
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And this happen just few days back when I was chatting with ShanYen... my ex-colleague from TESS...

Me: Yo fren!!! Wassup!!!
ShanYen(SY): Yo yo... how are you?
Me: I'm fine here... how bout u? Still busy with work?
SY: Yeah but more like sien... damn sien...
Me: hahahahaha... why sien lar?? Btw, did I tell you, I changed job again??
SY: Izzit? Nope, you didn't tell me..
Me: So yeah... I changed job, now working inside Menara Citibank but not working for Citibank though..
SY: Oh ok.. what company is that?
Me: It's called TSYS CardTech.. heard of it before?
SY: Nope
Me: Well we're doing mostly backend Credit Card system...
SY: Say... can you program to transfer money to my account? Well we can 50-50, share share lar...
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! You know, ever since I told them what I did for the current company, every1 asking me to zerorised their CC debts!!!
SY: Actually, I dont have a CC, but I need the money...
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!! If I could, I'll do it for myself 1st lar...
SY: Start learning...
Me: Hahhahahahaa... Not easy my friend.. I don't know how... hahahahaha...
SY: Sure you can, just need the time...
Me: Yeah... hey H1N1 here is getting serious you know??
SY: Izzit? How's it there? Here in Singapore have too you know?
Me: Yeah, just yesterday, got 8 deaths, total up to about 40+ ppl died cuz of it..
SY: How many people there in Malaysia?
Me: You mean the population? It's about 2million+ if I'm not mistaken...
SY: So.. what's the ratio?
Me: Huh?? What ratio?? You mean the percentage?
SY: Yeah...
Me: Hahahaha... you asked the wrong person man.. I don't know... :P
SY: Hey I thought u're a programmer?? Calculate it lar...
Me: Err... how to calculate ar?? A programmar doesnt mean their Maths is good... hahahaha...
SY: WAT!?! Couldn't be!!! Jialat... Say... which program did you program??
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *I know what he's trying to say*
SY: Jialat... And I hope CIMB is not your client??
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! If I said yes, you'll change bank huh??
SY: Yes! Hahahahaha... just kidding...
Me: HAIYARRRR!!! No need so "kua cheong" lar!!!!

Yeah... I admit, I sucks at Maths.. so shoot me!!! $%%^&&*^&##$!#$%^

OK lar.. that's it... have fun reading mou?? Yes or no, please place a comment or place a comment on my chatbox ok??

Some crap pics...

I've been busy lately due to work... So I rarely update my blog now... but Ren been pestering me to update my blog... even my boyboy!!!!!!!!!!!

So to keep their mouth shut, I gotta find some crappy pics to upload... :P

The 1st batch of pics would be from when I was having dinner with Gary and Huei at Fong Lye Restaurant at The Gardens... yes this pic is soooooooooooo long ago leh...

Chinese Tea set for 3... :D

Love the tea set... it's just so cute!!

Fried sweet potatoes... very yummy indeed...

After I took a bite, it suppose to show the insides but my camera too sucky, so cant see...

Huei's noodle set... forgot wats the name of it adi...

Our desserts... again I forgot the name... :P

Looks so yummy ~~~

From here onwards, seriously is some crap pics I took whenever I feel like it... :P

My boyboy's black car turns to white car during Snow Wash... :D

Can you see the letters there?? It says "BRAKE FASTER MACHA!" I think it's funny!! :D

OH!!! Guess who's this?!?! :D :D :D

OK the pics is very blurred but this girl is so cute hor?!?!? kakakakaka...

Yeah lar... this is me when I've "graduated" from St. Ronan's Kindergarten.. so thin back then.. :P

Some guys are really "sam pat" on cars so-called "yau ying" design...

The... the... "wing" is so damn ugly loh!!! Spoilt the whole car design...

OK that's it!!! END OF POST!!!!!!!

Funny emails...

I've been very busy lately and got not much time to blog...

But when I saw this email being forwarded to me by a colleague bout marriages, I just gotta post this up!!!!!! So ENJOY ~~~


- - - Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

- - - After marriage - - -


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Just read from bottom to top............................

Fan Toi + KNN Clan...

When I'm stressed out with work,
When I'm stressed out with hearing not-so-good news,
When I'm stressed out with dunno how to solve something,
I do something simple to de-strress...

Which is..........................

To create something "sam pat" along with friends.............

Which is..........................

I copy and paste something cute into my gtalk subtitle + with some slightly funny messages........

Then when my friend saw it, they'll follow and that's how Fan Toi Clan has been created.... courtesy of Kalei for the clan name as well as for the "copy and paste something cute"...

Please come and meet..............

The Fan Toi + KNN Clan

Then some of my friend will change slightly something to be unique....

To create their own clan....

Please welcome......

The Fan Toi + KNS Clan...

The Fei Jiu + KNN Clan...

And the most geng chao clan of all......................

Please get ready of your glasses.........

Please get ready of your eyes............

Please get ready of your hands...........

ANDDDDDD..... WELCOMEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEE..................

Fei Bra + KNN Clan ~~~ !!!!!!!!!!

OK that's all and now back to work!!!!!!!!!!!

I Fall In Love With A French......

Yep... I really did...

But before I start on that... Let me blog a bit about what I saw on 1U previously...

There was a small exhibition from Astro regarding Historical Channel and in that exhibition, there's a lot of historical pictures given from the peoples of what they've captured before some stuff happens during the World War or some oldies stuff and etc...

There's 1 picture that really caught my attention though...

Kid Chan with Tun Dr. Mahathir...

The picture was of course been given by Kid Chan himself to tell the stories behind that particular picture...

The description behind the picture of Kid Chan and Tun Dr. Mahathir...

After reading that descriptions, I found that Tun Dr. Mahathir really is good at giving encouragement to people no matter they're Malay or Chinese Or even Indian. If Tun Dr. Mahathir told me something similar as above, I believe by hook or by crook, I'll use his advises till I achieve what I want, just like Kid Chan...

Last Friday, me, Huei and Kalei went to Pavillion for dinner and movie. Before we head to Lam Kampachi for our dinner, Kalei said there's a CKTang member sales and he bring us both in.

As my sis is rushing to get a heels for her wedding and wedding pictures, I helped her look around to see if there's something nice... And I found 1... which is really really nice and damn matched for her wedding purposes...

Isn't this just gorgeous?!!?

Look at the heels!!! Look at the lacey cloth!!! MY GAWWDDDD!!!!!!

And the price is sky high too... RM229 with 10% discount... which is still RM200++. Too bad...

OK back to topic!!!!!!!

Yes I really fall in love with a French... This is what happen...

On Sunday, me and my boyboy was TOO FREE that we got nothing better to do, so we went to The Curve for some windows shopping...

He went to Borders to read some gadgets magazines while I myself go walk around The Curve.

Halfway walking and browsing, I saw a shop that's really really attractive!!! I went in, asked how much for "such" services and felt that it's so reasonable, agreed to purchase the services..........

The moment I sat down, there, right in front of me, is the Frenchie... The Frenchie came over to do a massage on my hands... scrub my hands, wash it off with a smooth sponge and lastly applying a cucumber dunno what lotion onto my hands...

It smells so wonderful that I felt like I'm floating high high into the sky.........

Then after that, the Frenchie starts cleaning my nails, applying base coats and etc.......

In the end, I looked at my hands and I felt soooooooo in love with Frenchie... Frenchie did a great job on me.......

I LOVE YOU........

My French Manicure...

Isn't it gorgeous??


Isn't it elegant??

It's just so nice and shinyyyy... *_*

Yes lah... I had a French Manicure + Hand Spa lah... not really falling in love with some Frenchie chap lah... kakakakakakakakak....

But I really love my nails now.......... *_*

Chat with Calvin Lu...... vomit till no more blood...

Today is a new day for a new year!!! And I'm suddenly so hyped out about it that I felt veli veli veliiiiii happy~~~ !!!! For no reason at all!!! kakakakakakakaka!!!

Anyway, back to topic....

So... Early this morning, I was back to work (sad case... sad sad case......) and was happily working when my beloved fren, Mr Calvin Lu messaged me on GTalk...

We were chatting some craps (and crabs) when I suddenly thought of, how nice if he could be here instead of in Tawau and join our up and coming Pre-CNY-Celebration gathering of all ex-TESSians....

Most of them could make it and if he could attend as well, it'll be extremely more fun!!! :D

So our chat goes....

Me: aihh... really wish u could join our gathering. u lah!!! go back tawau apasal!?!??!?

calvin: buy me AA ticket... i will make ur wish come true lol

Me: =.=''' if i really buy, u really come izzit?!?!

calvin: can can... haha

Me: ok good!! i buy, u pay!! deal?? :D :D :D

calvin: i say tiu...hahahaahh

Me: OEIIIIIIII!!! dun make me laugh lar!! i in office leh!! still under probation leh!!! hahahahahahahahahaha... if u say tiu... i'll tell u this "aiyer... at nite 1st lah" AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

calvin: damn.. that is most scary, wick, creepy statement i heard this yr

Me: HAAAHHAHAAHHAHA!! ROFL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! btw, this is just the beginning of new year... there's more "most scary, wick, creepy statement" u gonna hear from me.. muahahahahahahahahahaha~~~

calvin: =.= so this yr is my cursed yr?

Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHHA!! who knows... it might be ur blessed year?!?! :D blessed by juju wor... :P

calvin: suddenly feel COLD, creepy again..

Then we continue our chats with more craps (and crabs)... where I learned a new word from our beloved Mr Calvin Lu....

Some synopsis, we were talking about how leng chai it is my Mike He and he made a comparison saying Mike He is more leng chai than him and my boyboy... In a way, I think he's trying to "yam" me into saying my boyboy not leng chai... I even told him that, and his reply is this....

calvin: no no no. 1 billion > 1 million, but 1 million still is whole lot of money ma
got my meaning?

Me: nope

calvin: >.< go back to study ur math la :P

Me: walannn... u damn lansi 1 hor??

calvin: this is just the beginning of the year... there will be more lansi to come. lol

Me: hahahahahahah.. fine...........

calvin: go makan lo

Me: okok

calvin: lyl

Me: =.= dun tell me... lyl = laugh u later??????

calvin: close but not close enough, lansi u later... lol

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i learned a new word today...

OH!! Back to why I vomit till no more blood... I'll let you see and see if you'll vomit blood anot!! :D

Vomit Blood 1
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We were talking about how we celebrated our (more like mine) New Year's Eve...

When you see there's comment of Calvin Lu saying about riding horse............. it's actually about some chats we did on Wednesday where I was concerned on his back. Previously his back got a serious problem where he need to go for treatment and etc. As it's been quite some time, I though of asking if he's feeling alright with his back and all...

He asked me about what exercises to "test" on his back, so I suggested horse riding. He then told me Tawau don't have horses to ride (and I'm still wondering is this for real?!!?), so I suggested he go and buy Osim uRide!! Ever since then........ he kept talking bout horse riding...
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Me: I went to the curve!! damn nice!!!!!!

calvin: y so nice? got horse riding there?

Me: * vomit blood * no lah!!! got live bands mar.. all the songs not bad then the fireworks!!!!!!!!! damn nice!!!!!!!!

calvin: then wat time reached home?

Me: about 3am... T_T

calvin: wah... after still got stamina to ride horse?

Me: SIAO LARRRRRRRRRRR

Vomit Blood 2
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For Part 2, we were talking about my new job... on my absorption period and etc....

calvin: then ur honeymoon period very long leh

Me: yeah. absoption period is 6 to 8mths mar :P

calvin: >.< baby also come out loh... tat long

Me: =.=''''''''''''''''''' nowadays u oni can think of riding horse and baby hor??

calvin: riding horse is frm u la....

Me: yeah i oni mentioned ONCE.. and u remember till now... >.<

calvin: i regard it is a class act frm u mah

Me: =.=

calvin: haha.... so next time u wed, i buy the osim for u ya. so u can ride every night

Me: =.=''''''''''' * vomit blood *

calvin: u got so many blood to vomit meh?

Me: almost no blood jor. gonna kena leukemia soon. hahahahahaha!!!

calvin: no blood liao then vomit oil lo

Me: $%%$$%^%^&%#$!@!$$%#^

calvin: wat is that? crab or crap?

Me: more like a lot of seafoods. hahahahahahahaha. u see wat chewdan said
(chewdan go and copy paste that "no blood liao then vomit oil lo" comment on his GTalk subtitle when I told him what Calvin Lu said.... really -__________-)

calvin: lol... tot is lots of si fat (ass)

Me: =.=''''''''''' u really wanna make me vomit oil izzit?? hahahahahaha

calvin: yes... good for u n FOC one

Me: =.='''''''''

calvin: k la... don't vomit blood, vomit oil la

So you tell me lah... Will you vomit blood (or even oil if you have any) when I chat with him bor?!?!?

* Shake head *

My New Specs + Random Pics...

OK I was supposed to posts this since "N" years ago but been lazy/busy playing NDSL working.. so... here's the updates!! :D

My new specs... RM249 with the glass or lens..

Red color... my fave color!!!

Nice hor?? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

So... i think about a month back, I went to my boyboy's cousin's house for lunch and this is what his cousin's bro gf prepared for lunch...

Spaghetti!!! This is Spaghetti Marinara (Tomato Sauce)

While this is Spaghetti Bolognaise (Cheese + Butter sauce)

On another note, last month while I was "trimming" my toe nails, I found that my left 3rd toe nail is a bit... weird... So while I was cutting it, almost HALF of it came off!!!

See!!! Really half of it is off!!!

OK this is a bit blur...

The MOST clear-est pics!! It really came off!!!

Then... last 2 weeks, while I was 'kan cheong' going into the office toilet, I SOOOO wanted to go into the 1st lot (which is considered my "favourite lot"), and I was surprised when I see this...

The seats is totally covered in tissue paper!!!!

OK I know most public toilet seats is plain dirty and sometimes even disgusting where you can see some shoe prints on the seats but this.......... someone just took almost the whole roll of tissue paper just to cover the seats!!!!!! SAVE THE TREE WEIIIII!!!! Moreover, SAVE SOME TISSUE FOR OTHER PEOPLE LAHHHHHH!!!!!

Anyhow, this is not the most angry-est thing... The worst thing is, PLEASE THROW OFF THOSE TISSUES AFTER USE LAH WEIIIIIII~~~!!!!!!!!

Some outdated pics...

Ya ya.. I know I didnt update my blog much lately... So dun come throwing stones at me har....

It was not really convinient for me to update my blog in office recently... due to "something" lah...

So now that I'm sitting at home feeling a bit bored... So I quickly update my blog with some outdated pics...

Enjoying Wendy's at Sunway Pyramid with boyboy.. This is a week after he came back.. :D

My Chicken Burger... Their mayo all at the vege liao...

My boyboy's beef burger...
Another day, went to Thai Express at The Curve, bought 3 packs of strawberries for RM11 ONLY!!!!!!!! (No.. not in Thai Express lah of coz...)
My boyboy's youngest sis's Tomyam Vermicelli...
My Green Curry Chicken Rice... yum yummy!!!!
My boyboy's Pineapply Fried Rice...
Last but not least, desserts!!! This is Red Rubies dunno wat liao... Veli veli delicious!!!
Another day again... At Sakae Sushi Pavillion... The above is dunno call wat but it's super duper yummy!!! Highly recommended by Kalei...
Me, my boyboy and Kalei ate so much!!!!!!
Kalei enjoying the baby octopus... izzit "charn yan"??
Kalei's dunno wat Chawanmushi.. the upper level is some sort like a jell-o...

Kalei getting his first bite...
Kalei: Phewwwww~~~ That jell-o tastes good... Thank GOD!!! :D
Last 2 weeks (if not mistaken), went to have dinner with my family at Klang for their popular Bak Kut Teh... And this is the dry type... very very yummy!!! Even my mom loves it!!!
Here's the brighter pic... My mom and sis really really love this...
Then this is the Original Klang Bak Kut Teh.. Really tastes original!!!

Hmmm... I realized that I love to take pics whenever I'm eating... or watever I ate... It seems like all I did is eat eat eat and eat only..........

Cham~~~!!!!!! I really need to diet........