Due to I've got nada to blog about... I simply blog some funny stuff that happened to me...
Funny stuff 1
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Just last week, we, me + my boyboy, my sis + her boyboy, my bro + his girl girl, is planning to have dinner together.. So we asked each other what we planned to eat. I told them I can eat anything (as long as it's food of course) and let them decide and I walked upstairs to read my ebook...
The rest was downstairs and after about 20minutes, my sis came up to me...
Sis: Eh Mei ar... what to eat lar?!?! Your bro kept asking me the same thing over and over again!!!
Me: I chinchai 1 lar... ask them to decide lah...
Sis: Haiyah they till now also dunno wat to eat. Your bro kept asking me what to eat every 5minutes!!!!!
Me: Hahahahahhaa!! Good lar... Ask him suggest lo...
Sis: He dunno wat to eat that's why he kept asking lar!!!
And then she walked off to change or something... And came my bro...
Bro: Eh Mei ar... what to eat har?? I dunno what to eat leh...
Me: -______- Can you and sis dun ask me the same question ar? I said I chinchai 1...
Bro: Hmmm... Yeah lar but what to eat lar??
Me: *SIGHHHHHH* OK fine... I suggest eat "tai chao"...
Bro: Har?? Hmmm.... *And so he walked to his bed to pack his bag and do dunno wat*
Sis: *Came back to my room all of a sudden* Eh so how ar? Eat what??
Me: HAIYOOOOOOO... I said "tai chao"...
Bro: Errr... What to eat har??
Me: *I so felt like slapping him adi*
Sis: Oh then I suggest go eat steamboat at Puchong
Me: Chinchai larrrrrrrrr...
Bro: *Facing his PC* Hmmm... what to eat heh?? *Came to us* So how heh??
Me: HAIYAHHHH!!! Me and sis suggest adi!!! Ur turn to suggest lah!!!!!!
Bro: Oh... then ar... errr... hmmm... What to eat har?? ERr... Pizza Hut??
Me: *Almost slap 9 my bro* OK you go ask Ed and Alex lah!!
From the conversation above, imagine my blood almost come out from my nose and my mouth... even my EYES!!!!! My bro NEVER change I tell you... ever since young, even if we owe him only 5cents, he'll kept PESTERING YOU and ask you the same question EVERY 5 MINUTES of "When you gonna pay me 5cents? You still owe me 5cents". BLARDY HELL!!!!!!!
Funny stuff 2
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We finally made the decision to go eat Korean food in Old Klang Road. Thank GOD finally there's a decision been made...
So off we went to the Korean Restaurant and ordered and etc... When we were all almost full, the following conversation followed...
Boyboy(BB): Eh Boy, when you can on leave lar?? We plan 1 trip we all 3 couples go lar...
Bro: Errr... dunno leh, you just tell me when and where, then I'll see I'm able to take leave on that date or not lo..
Me: OK good... then where we plan to go this time har?? Langkawi ar??
Bro: Go Redang lar!!! Damn shiok 1!!! *He's all giddy up*
Sis: OOOOO!!! Can also!!! Go those beach area lar!! Can relax!!
BB: No langkawi pls... No more...
Sis & Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: -________- *I sure know what they laughing about 1*
Sis: Kkaakkakakaa... Just dun ask her to take map larrrr...
Bro: Yeah... dun ask her see map pls...
Me: -___________-
Alex: Huh?? Why lar?? What happen??
Sis: You know last time we went, Edward drive and my sis read the map mar... kakakakaka...
Alex: Then?
Sis: Then she hold the map "ter-balik" 1... The "U" is at facing the bottom instead of facing up...
Alex: Huh?? I thought when read map, the "U" must face up 1?!?
Bro: Yeah lar!!! She damn "smart" 1... didnt see where is the "U" 1... Just chinchai point us go nia...
BB: Yeah, we "chehhhh" her a lot of degrees adi 1 that time..
Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! YA YA!!!
BB: You know, the first stop is to go check-in first, then only to Underwater World mar... Mana tau hor, she damn geng, make us go 1 HUGEEEEE round but we ends up reach Underwater World first instead of the hotel...
Bro: YA YA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You know hor, the hotel for example is go straight oni and about 3km can reach, she bring us go dunno how many XX km but reach Underwater World first which is super far 1!!!!!
Me: OEIIIIII!!! How I know... I thought correct marrrr....
BB: Correct your head lar!!! Always bring us go wrong place... Not 1 time u know?!?! MULTIPLE times!!!
Me: *speechless*
Alex: AHAHAHAHAHAH!! I dunno how to help you to cover up... hahahahaha!!
Me: Sighhh... yes yes... my fault lar!!!!!!!
BB: You know, sometimes I also dun understand 1... Programmers normally Maths veli geng 1 mar... She's not lo... her Maths sucks like shit... but programming "mou dak ding" 1... Number 1 geh...
Me: HOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
BB: But me hor, Maths damn geng 1... but dun even know how to write even "Hello World" using programming... you say lar... weird or not??
Me, Alex, Bro, Bro GF, Sis: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!! *Almost roll on floor laughing liao*
BB: Seriously, I really dont understand lo...
Alex: Eh I ask u ar, seriously normally programmer's Maths very geng 1 wor...
Me: Haiyarrrrrrrrrrr... nowadays got CALCULATOR mar.... kakakakakkaaka...
Alex: *Scratch head*
Yes... they like to tease me geh... damn 9 bad loh!!! Especially my boyboy!! Always bully me geh!!!!!!
Funny stuff 3
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And this happen just few days back when I was chatting with ShanYen... my ex-colleague from TESS...
Me: Yo fren!!! Wassup!!!
ShanYen(SY): Yo yo... how are you?
Me: I'm fine here... how bout u? Still busy with work?
SY: Yeah but more like sien... damn sien...
Me: hahahahaha... why sien lar?? Btw, did I tell you, I changed job again??
SY: Izzit? Nope, you didn't tell me..
Me: So yeah... I changed job, now working inside Menara Citibank but not working for Citibank though..
SY: Oh ok.. what company is that?
Me: It's called TSYS CardTech.. heard of it before?
SY: Nope
Me: Well we're doing mostly backend Credit Card system...
SY: Say... can you program to transfer money to my account? Well we can 50-50, share share lar...
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! You know, ever since I told them what I did for the current company, every1 asking me to zerorised their CC debts!!!
SY: Actually, I dont have a CC, but I need the money...
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!! If I could, I'll do it for myself 1st lar...
SY: Start learning...
Me: Hahhahahahaa... Not easy my friend.. I don't know how... hahahahaha...
SY: Sure you can, just need the time...
Me: Yeah... hey H1N1 here is getting serious you know??
SY: Izzit? How's it there? Here in Singapore have too you know?
Me: Yeah, just yesterday, got 8 deaths, total up to about 40+ ppl died cuz of it..
SY: How many people there in Malaysia?
Me: You mean the population? It's about 2million+ if I'm not mistaken...
SY: So.. what's the ratio?
Me: Huh?? What ratio?? You mean the percentage?
SY: Yeah...
Me: Hahahaha... you asked the wrong person man.. I don't know... :P
SY: Hey I thought u're a programmer?? Calculate it lar...
Me: Err... how to calculate ar?? A programmar doesnt mean their Maths is good... hahahaha...
SY: WAT!?! Couldn't be!!! Jialat... Say... which program did you program??
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *I know what he's trying to say*
SY: Jialat... And I hope CIMB is not your client??
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! If I said yes, you'll change bank huh??
SY: Yes! Hahahahaha... just kidding...
Me: HAIYARRRR!!! No need so "kua cheong" lar!!!!
Yeah... I admit, I sucks at Maths.. so shoot me!!! $%%^&&*^&##$!#$%^
OK lar.. that's it... have fun reading mou?? Yes or no, please place a comment or place a comment on my chatbox ok??
8/13/2009
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bahahaha....eh i think u censored some of the conversation while we're @ Korean BBQ lo...Ed did say lotsa 9 9 9 geh...den got smthg else not there which i oso forgotten...lol...damn funny la!
** JT **,
i cant remember much also mar....
wattt?? programmers must be good at math!? where got! we can write a calculator program for u to use lar! =P ok i no more programmer..but calculator program damn easy to write..dun nid to know how to memorize the multiplication table wan! =P
Huei,
AGREEEE!!!!!!!!!! they just simply wanna tease me lah!!!!
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