Fan Toi + KNN Clan...

When I'm stressed out with work,
When I'm stressed out with hearing not-so-good news,
When I'm stressed out with dunno how to solve something,
I do something simple to de-strress...

Which is..........................

To create something "sam pat" along with friends.............

Which is..........................

I copy and paste something cute into my gtalk subtitle + with some slightly funny messages........

Then when my friend saw it, they'll follow and that's how Fan Toi Clan has been created.... courtesy of Kalei for the clan name as well as for the "copy and paste something cute"...

Please come and meet..............

The Fan Toi + KNN Clan

Then some of my friend will change slightly something to be unique....

To create their own clan....

Please welcome......

The Fan Toi + KNS Clan...

The Fei Jiu + KNN Clan...

And the most geng chao clan of all......................

Please get ready of your glasses.........

Please get ready of your eyes............

Please get ready of your hands...........

ANDDDDDD..... WELCOMEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEE..................

Fei Bra + KNN Clan ~~~ !!!!!!!!!!

OK that's all and now back to work!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute stuff..

There's a few things on my mind but I can't really blog it now... i'm still in office ler... but anyway, I realized that I've not updated my blog for some time and I got this fwded email which cheer up my day a little... so i'll share with u guys..

Mr Rabbit Exercies

1st: Warming up

sam fu kap~~~~~~~~~
kap hei~~~~~~`
fu hei~~~~
ok. now can FONG PEI~~~
(must read in cantonese)

2ND: Stretching

pom cak cak pom cak cak...

3rd: the upper body exercise


4rd: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)


5th: lower body exercise (moving to right and back)


6th: Head exercise (make sure to do the 2nd part, it works!)
LV1:

LV2:

i got TIE TAO GONG!!!
ka...cah~~~~~~~~

7th: whole body exercise
LV1


LV2


LV3

i wana buang all SUI HEI...

8th : Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!!


9th: relax
LV1


LV2


LV3

money money come...
money money come.....
must follow all the step ya... ^_^

Jokes from fwded emails

I know there's been no updates from my blog recently... but thats due to CNY mar.. so was busy eating... errr no... was busy taking angpaos from my relatives mar.. hehehe.. so here's some jokes i got from my emails...

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets foryou.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enterthrough this door?Malaysians: (pointing the door) can bor?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't shy shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand whereyou'recoming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You siao ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please! Lower your voice, I'm trying toconcentrate over here.Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-looooooo!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHENSOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do mehhh!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka lu