My boyboy's Best Friends Wedding

Let me tell u some of the thing that i witnessed during steal fetch the bride. veli the exciting 1 leh... well actually not so lar.. but let me talk loh... When we reach the bride's house, we all know the bride is kana young 1... i tell u hoh... REALLY young leh... i think only 20 years old ah... already getting married!!!! well no.. she's not pregnant so dun worry, the "buy 1 free 1" is not applicable... but dun ask me why she want to get married so young lar... maybe the husband want to get married guaa....

OK... we reach there, the bride's ji mui (veli the young also!!) all prepared to "play" the "heng dai" and also the bridegroom. What they play is veli simple for sweet, sour, bitter and hot: -

1. Hang 2 apples on a tiny rope, then ask the "heng dai" to bite it without using hands. Imagine, it's on a tiny rope, the girls can pull up and down when the "heng dai" want to bite it.. so there took a bit of time but in the end, managed to bite it lar... so that represents sweet

2. Ask the "heng dai" to eat RAW "fu kua" that represents bitter... i tell u, before they even eat that vege, i oledi can smell how bitter it is... so imagine they have to eat it kana RAW!!!

3. Eat damn sour mandarin oranges that represents sour. My boyboy kena but he said it's OK cuz it's not so sour also lah... hahahah...

4. Eat cheese biscuit BUT in the middle of the biscuit contains peanut jam WITH cili padi!!! so that represents hot. I tell you, after that "heng dai" ate that, he said his stomach feels like there's a lot of heat in it... so i wonder if later he go "pangsai", sure his @$$ feels kana hot!! kakakakaakkaka...

well of all the above, non of it the bridegroom makan also... so the "ji mui" prepare a SUPER SWEET drinks for the bridegroom... he said after he drank a glass, he can feel he gonna get diabetic... hahahahaha... ok then we managed to get in without a hitch... but that also managed to get in the main door nia... not yet the bride's room's door leh...

when we reach there, of coz they ask for angpao, and when the bridegroom gave the angpao, they check in front of us see whether enough or not... when see see not enough, of coz further tricks is up their sleeves adi... so they ask the bridegroom to say 8 languages of " I Love You". So he managed to say in canto, malay, mandarin, and hokkien... so the other 4 leh???? lucky he hired a veli geng chao auntie to talk a lot of good words 1 (dunno what its called liao), and she managed to say it in french, thai, japanese and korean if i'm not mistaken. even the "ji mui" also dunno whether its true or not 1... so we boo the "ji mui" since they themselves also dunno, still want to ask the stupid thing ah.. siao 1...

then they ask the bridegroom to read a letter wrote by the girls to say something like this: -

"I marry you will always listen to what you say. You say 2, i dun dare say 1. You walk left, I wont dare walk right. The money you earn, will be at your bank account, the money I earned, I will save it myself (which originally was written as give it to the wife of coz!), I will buy big big house for us all (originally was written as buy house for you only)..."

Then the rest I forgot liao... but the auntie help the guy changed all the wordings 1... change to a very nice and good sound... which all of us really salute her... hahahahaaha... so after he said that, he managed to get the bride without needing the "heng dai" to force the door open... luckily they didnt also lar.. cuz that door seems a bit broken also... if they really broke it, the wife's sis all no need to lock door sleep liao... hahaahhaa...

Then comes the dinner, me and boyboy was sitting with a bunch of his old friends since primary school, and both me and my boyboy was suffering like shit!! reason => 8 of them are smoking, oni 2 of us are non-smokers!! so imagine hoh, i sit there trying to breath also kana "sing kor" ah!! feels like wanna die like that!!! summore the table is smaller than the rest 1!!! but anyway, the food is OK, the dinner went well... and they got a happy ending loh... :-p